Copywriting Battle Bribe #1 -- How Richard Branson Uses One Person To Hypnotize Millions of Readers.
Dear friend,
Ho.
I typed in the word "Hypnotized" and This Hypnotized Gopher popped up. So I went with it.
In Life and In Marketing We Learn we can only Test ONE New Idea at a time. If you try to cheat. IF you try out two or three new ideas.
YOU FAIL.
Because you do not know which one is to blame for the Added Success or Failure of your Project.
So At Restaurants and Grocery Stores and Gas Stations...
When We Tested out Written & Video-taped Hypnosis Ideas from Richard Branson We TESTED one Tactic at a time.
Worked Great FIRST TIME We Tested It too.
a -- We were the only ones Tipping the Waiter Before and During the meal.
b -- We were the ONLY ones Tipping the cooks.
c -- We Were the Only Ones Giving Away LED Ice Cubes. LED Glasses. Donald Trump Bills and Harry Potter Currency too. (All of the items in letter -c- are much cheaper than a buck too.)
D -- So Other Diners watch the Waiters, Waitresses, Cooks and Managers visit our table. Then Wave. Say "Hello" or Start TALKING. Just as if we were Long time Buddies and Friends.
Dr Erickson REALLY DISCOVERED SOMETHING AMAZING.
Ok.
Let's Talk PROOF.
The Reason Why We Tested This idea of (Using ONE PERSON to Influence A GROUP) in Restaurants is We SPOTTED Richard Branson using it!
Strategy #1 Comes From Dr Milton Erickson, who contracted Polio as a teenager, Was frozen from the waist down. After sitting in a chair alone for months -- with a chamber pot under him -- he learned to Control his Body by Accessing his UNconscious mind.
By studying Murderers and Rapists in Prison, Nobody seemed to mind him Experimenting on criminals, Dr Erickson wrote dozens of Scientific Papers.
One of His Discoveries was -- He Could Hypnotize ONE PERSON -- Send them out on Stage. And that Person Could Hypnotize the Entire Audience.
Richard Branson and Other Billionaires Use The Same Concept With MILLIONS of People.
Millions of Readers.
And Video Viewers.
EXAMPLE #1 -- Sir Richard Branson has a video of a NERD standing in an Airport. Mr Average Biz Traveler is BUG-EYED.
WHY?
Because he is Watching VIRGIN AIRLINES Stewardesses Dressed as Prostitutes -- Doing a sexy Conga Line across the terminal.
(EDITORS NOTE -- You say, "Surely you exaggerate, Glenn. Stewardesses Dressed as Prostitutes? That's Horrible. Well, What if I Told You I spotted a Young Lady in a Bright RED Dress in Down-Town Baltimore, Maryland. Standing by The Road with One Leg Bare. Hands on Hips. Chest out. Would you say she is selling Girl scout cookies or sex?)
Branson is not Subtle.
The name of his new Cruise Ship is "THE CRIMSON LADY." A slang Term for "Working Girl."
Branson knows Exactly what he is doing.
Mr Average, who is Gawking at the Pretty Women, Who will soon be SERVING him if he buys a VIRGIN AIRLINES ticket, IS THE HERO of the Video.
The Center Character.
Representing all of the millions of AVERAGE MALE Travelers -- watching the video Ad.
BRANSON USES THIS CONCEPT a LOT.
EXAMPLE #2 -- Have You Seen The Insert in Expensive Magazines about Metro-sexuals?
In addition to a shirt article on the Cardboard ad insert. Their is a photo of a "Metrosexual man" carrying his Seat out the Exit door.
(My Educated Guess) is this is a visual way of saying, "WOW, my seat is so Comfy I want to take it home."
What is a "Metro-sexual" you ask?
Like Hugh Hefner with Playboy. Anyone who READS THE ARTICLES in his Publication -- suddenly became an Affluent, Suave, Sexy Man of the World.
In the same way, Branson seems to want Readers to think when you Fly His Business Class -- You are suddenly Having sex like Rabbits.
"Metro-sexual" is Bransons Terminology for ANYONE flying "Virgin Airlines."
THUS -- the Guy carrying his Airline seat out the door -- is MR AVERAGE TRAVELLER -- representing all male Travelers.
AND THEREFORE Hypnotizing Millions of Magazine Readers.
Do not Poo poo the power of this stuff.
Branson BANKRUPTED "British Airlines."
EXAMPLE #3 -- American Indian War Party Attacks VIRGIN TRAIN.
Gotta' Laugh about this one.
OUR HERO -- A Little guy in a blue suit and tie.
Is seen being served Tea by a Pretty Girl in uniform -- in his seat in the 1st Class CURVED GLASS Bullet Train.
While an Indian Chief leaps off his horse.
Attacks the Glass with his Tomahawk.
And slowly slides down the glass. Then disappears while the rest of his Horseback Riding Warriors Disappears as the train Chugs along.
I suppose this is a Metaphor.
Ride Virgin Trains and You Escape The DANGER outside the Glass Train Walls.
AGAIN.
This Video Ad Features A Male Passenger -- Who Represents other Men. All watching the Indian Attack video. All Yearning for the EXCITEMENT of riding Richard Bransons Trains.
Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
P.S. -- Bad News for 37 Million UK Train Travelers in 2020.
Britain has Nationalized The Eastern Train Line.
Took it away from Branson after 20 years.
AND
The Western Train line -- which Branson and partners spent 10 Billion fixing up Becuz the Train Tracks AND the Trains were ROTTEN. And Trains were derailing.
And is now AGAIN -- Run By A Gummnt Agency.
EASY PREDICTION -- The Beaurocrats will run both Train Lines into the Ground. ESPECIALLY with The Corona-Virus NIGHTMARE still reducing train travel.