Girl Scout In Front of Marijuana Store Sells Out!

Thanks for Voting on My "Copywriting Battle Book Part #1"

Dear Friend,

Some Little Girls are Smarter than the Rest of us.

I've been Researching the #1 Top Selling Girl Scouts in The USA for years.

DREAM VACATION WITH MY MOM -- One Little Girl outsold all other Girl Scouts one year.

I -- She Told Everybody her Dream-Vacation-With-Mom - Goal.

II -- She had her Mom Drop her off at New York City SkyScrapers. Containing Many Thousands of people.

III -- Set up a Table in the Lobby AND Befriended the doormen!

Another #1 Selling Girl Scout -- Created a Wall Of Cookie Boxes Around Herself.

At Train Stations.

Early and Late.

She Danced and Sang and Sold a CASE of Cookies at a time.

Our Latest SUPER SalesPerson and Girl Scout?

She set up her Table in on The Side Walk in front of a busy Marijuana Store!

Seems to be True.

Smoking WACKY WEED Makes You Hungry.

This Young Entrepreneur was outselling the Rest of her Troop!

Until The PARENTS FOUND OUT.

Then She was BANNED from Selling Girl Scout Cookies at the MJ Store.

Which Might be a good thing.

I Have a Observation.

A Short Story About "Mary Jane."

A few years ago.

In a State, And At a Time, when Growing And Smoking Marijuana Was REALLY Illegal. As in go-to-Prison Illegal.

I was Hired by a Client.

All He wanted me to do was re-write his letters. Which were really bad.

Soon we were writing Letters to his State Senator, Congressman, Local State Representatives. Each letter asked them to "PLEASE LEGALIZE MARIJUANA."

Pretty Quick. I Wrote all the letters. Sent each missive to HIM.

He mailed them off.

SUDDENLY -- Harry called me up and Said, "We have to STOP."

ME -- "Why? What Happened?

Harry -- "One of the people on my street got Arrested for Growing Marijuana in their back yard."

ME -- "Why do you Care?"

Harry -- "I'm Growing MJ in my Basement."

ME -- "Let me get this Straight. All the time you've been sending Letters to the State Capital Begging them to Legaize Marijuana... All this time, you've been Growing WACKY WEED in your HOUSE?"

Harry -- "Yeah. Sorry. We gotta quit."

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

P.S. -- This is not a Scientific Test.

But Would you Agree?

That it MIGHT Be Possible...

Just Maybe.

Smoking Marijuana Might Lower your IQ?