How A College Co-ed Got Her Boss Fired

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Relax.

This Image is what Healther's Boss Looked Like on The INSIDE.

Well.

What we IMAGINE she looks like, anyway.

Let me Explain.

Heather was going to college. Working part time at a Long Distance Phone Company.

Her Job?

Help get the legal right-of-way for all the Cables her Tele-com was Burying in Trenches.

To connect customers to the Internet.

But Her Boss was Acting CRAZY.

One Day Heather Told Me, "MY BOSS IS A MONSTER."

So we offered to Do an INSTANT HANDWRITING PERSONALITY PROFILE of Her Bosses Writing.

Heather sent me a Snapshot.

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MONSTER BOSS HANDWRITING ANALYSIS:

Letter o -- Pathalogical Liar

t -- Terrible Temper

t -- Lousy self Esteem

c -- Hates the Opposite Sex

L -- Hyper Sensitive To Criticism

We Told Heather, "WOW -- You Have a Problem!"

So Heather went on-line.

Looked up the HELL TRAIT Letters Herself.

Then Went to the BIG BOSS.

And said, "I was on the internet the other day. And Compared my new bosses Handwriting to some Handwriting Profiles I found.

"She is acting STRANGE.

"I have a Question.

"Do you know if anyone Called to Check out her Resume? And Check Her Credentials?

Turned out the Answer was NOPE!

Worse yet.

The MONSTER BOSS had been ASKED TO LEAVE her last job. She had been STEALING.

Embarrassed.

Her Employer DID Not Fire Her. Instead they Quietly let her go.

So Heather had been Working with a Professional Thief and Embezzler for 6 Months.

Nobody Else In The Telephone Division Knew The Job.

So Heather was boosted in Pay. And Given Her Bosses Job! But instead of doing the Grunt work herself. She double checked that others got the Right-Of-Way Permits done on time.

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

WRITING SUMMARY --

The members of our Billionaire Watching club Have made two Discoveries.

Discovery #1 -- J. K. Rowling, Warren Buffet, George Lucas, Steve Jobs, And others Split their Company names And Book Headlines into Two Parts.

Richard Branson book -- "Screw it -- Let's Do It."

My Headline also has TWO PARTS.

PART ONE -- "How A College Co-ed...

PART TWO -- Got Her Boss Fired!"

Discovery #2 -- "Variable Reward Psychology Writing"

Richard Branson in his Virgin Train Video:

We see in Rapid Succession --

a -- Girl gets a job interview

b -- Girl Dresses up

c -- Girl has a Flat Tire

d -- In Traffic and in the Rain She has to Change the Flat

e -- Quick SWITCH to "Virgin Train" Scene

f -- Quiet, Clean, Well lighted and Dry -- LUXURY

g -- Served Tea by friendly waitress

h -- Looks out window at "Little people stuck in Traffic

i -- Arrives looking perfect and Gets the Job.

I Did My Best To ADAPT This Variable Reward SURPRISE Tactic to This Article.

a -- Headline -- You Picture a Young Inexperienced coed

b -- Same Time You See The Photo of the GORILLA -- the MONSTER boss

c -- Next Surprise -- MIND READING with A "Instant Handwriting Analysis."

d -- Heather Turns out to Be NOT SO INNOCENT when she pretends her discovery is an accident.

e -- You Hear how she Shows the HELL TRAITS on the Internet to the BIG BOSS.

f -- Surprise Surprise -- Is given the Boss Job and Quaduple the Pay.