How Steve Jobs Taught Me His "Energy Elevator" Magic Trick & What's In It For You
Steve Told us -- "Nobody has Ever Thanked Me Like You Guys. Here's How I Energize Everyone Around Me."
Merry Christmas,
Chi Energy vs Pain.
Turns out IF You Can Raise and Lower Chi Energy Inside The Body -- Over The Phone. You Can Also Lower Pain.
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- Just Wrote a Note About this to a Clients Wife. Rather Than Re-write it. I cut and Pasted it below.
- P.S. -- Sounds like you still have pain Val.
- Did Jim tell you I helped a Retired CIA agent, Randy, sell his website directly to Steve Jobs for 8 million?
- Steve taught us how he Energizes people around him.
- And his muscle and joint pain relief method.
- Only works with one source of pain at a time.
- I've done this with 50 or 60 people.
- If you have time to chat over the phone we can Drastically lower pain in one area.
- Just by moving your healing chi energy to that spot.
- P.P.S. -- Not permanent. Goes away unless you Renew it yourself.
- I can teach you what Steve called " The Chi Energy Elevator".
- No side effects.
- Except you burn nutrition faster. Jim has plenty vitamins around tho, right?
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- THE REST OF THE Steve Job Energy Elevator STORY --
Before We Decided to Get Steve Jobs on The Phone we Did a LOT of Research.
The Two Steve's Met while in High School.
Competing with Each Other To See Who Could Do The Craziest PRANKS.
Steve Wozniaks Dad was (Literally) A Rocket Scientist. So One of the Things WOZ Loved to Do was Study Advanced Math. Do Complicated Computer Programs in his head.
This DID Not Make Him The Life of The Party in School.
So Woz Tortured His Fellow Students.
(EDITORS NOTE -- If You think The Word "Tortured" is too much -- KEEP Reading.)
PRANK #1 -- Woz Created Gadgets. One Such Gadget he used to Make The School TV Mal-function. Then he "Fixed" The TV when the Student Holding the "Rabbit Ears Antenna" was in The Most Contorted Body Position.
PRANK #2 -- Woz Read About a Phone Tech Manual. He and Jobs Kinda/Sorta Broke into the Local Library to Get a Copy. Woz Made The Gadget. Steve Jobs Sold 100's of Copies to students who wanted Free Long Distance.
Their Marketing? In Front of the Other Students They Phoned The President of The United States. And Got Busted by a Priest when They called THE POPE.
PRANK #3 --(My Favorite) WOZ Got Thrown Out of Prison. And was Told by the Wardon, "Don't Come Back."
WOZ Thought it Would Be Funny. He Used Black Duct Tape to Tape a Car Battery to a Clock. Woz Cranked up the TICK TICK TICK Sound. Then Put this Black Box in his School Locker.
Imagine his Surprise when he was called to the Office. And The Cops, The Fire Department, The Bomb Squad, The FBI, CIA, Home Security -- Everybody was there.
ALL MAD at Woz.
Woz Was Sent to Prison.
Woz Lasted 2 Days.
Before The Weekend was Over Woz Had Taught The Inmates How to Run The Electric Wires From The Ceiling Lights to The Metal Cell Bars.
So The Prison Guards Got ELECTRIFIED!
Not Electricuted.
But Still --With My BackGround in Construction -- I can Tell You 120 Volts will Give You a Nasty JOLT.
So WOZ was Tossed Out Of Prison.
However, his Partner in Prank-dom, Steve Jobs, Made Woz's Efforts Look Puny.
Steve Jobs Habitually Demanded to Talk to Whoever Was In Charge. Billionaires Included.
WOW #1 -- At Age 14 Jobs Phoned The CEO of Hewlet-Packard to Complain. He Asked for The OWNER. Got one of the Two Partners.
Quizzed Mr Billionaire on How To Build a Piece of Tech. Since There Were No Directions.
Over and Over Jobs Did This.
WOW #2 -- Even Got a Job that He WAS NOT QUALIFIED For--Jobs Spoke to The Company Owner -- (And Sneaked WOZ In Thru A Back Door to do The Work.)
WOW #3 -- Steve Jobs Wired his Parents House. Bugged Their Bedroom. Discovered he was Adopted. Decided his Parents Were Idiots. IGNORED THEM.
WOW #4 -- Jobs Demanded His Parents Pay for The Most Expensive College In California. But When He got There. Jobs Decided All of The Courses, but a Couple, Were WORTHLESS. So Jobs Refused to Pay his Parents Money to Stay in College Housing.
And This Is Where Combining What Steve Jobs Told Us On The Phone. The Walter Isaacson Book And Interviews with Steve Jobs College Girlfriend -- Paid Off.
Steve Would Tell Randy and me something.
Then We'd Quiz His College Girlfriend for more Details.
(EDITORS NOTE -- Randy -- Mr Retired CIA -- Had Skills. Tracked Down Steve's College Girlfriend.)
Our Path to Recognizing, Understanding, Testing and Adapting What Steve Call his "Energy Elevator" was Much Different.
My Dad was a Closet Entrepreneur.
A -- We had a Veggie and Fruit Stand.
B -- Dad had my 2 Brothers and me Pile Garden Vegetables in the Truck. Then Drove us to Apartments. Where We Went Door to Door Selling Veggies.
C -- On Vacation from his Teaching Job -- Dad Became #1 In The State for Encycopedia-Brittanica Sales. Which funded a Summer Vacation.
While Woz and Jobs "Tortured" Adults.
(EDITORS NOTE -- I Hate Memorizing Stuff. And School is All Memorizing. I Spent a Lot of time in The School Library.)
In My Case ADULT Teachers Tortured Me.
I -- I Was Bus-ed In From The Country. Made Me Popular with The Townies. Result? Thumb-tacks on my Chair. (I Got The Blame. The female Teacher Picked me up by my feet. Stuck my head in The Trash Can.)
II -- Nancy Belt Poked me in the Back with a Pencil. (The guy Teacher Put me in a Corner wearing a Dunce Cap.)
III -- I Forget Why (I'm Still Traumatized) But Several of us Were Dangled out the 2nd Floor Window of the Classroom By out Ankles.
College Was Bad too.
I Switched Majors 3 Times.
But Luckily -- Met Two Millionaire Professors who taught Me How to Quickly Do Research. Learn almost Anything -- over-night.
Which Helped a Lot in My Many Jobs.
Groundskeeper
Janitor
Furniture Truck Driver. (Where I found out I am Sensitive to Sugar. After a Donut at 10Am -- I Couldn't Pick up a Desk Anymore. Pretty Scary.)
Tractor/Equipment Operator
Did The Laundry for a Sports Team
Carpenters Helper
Plumbers Helper
Roofers Helper
Electricians Helper
Maintenance Co-Ordinator
Maintenance Supervisor
Housekeeping Supervisor (Did Both Maint and Housekeeping Manager Jobs -- Same time)
Assistant Director of Housing -- 811 Employees
How We PREDICTED We Were Going to Be Fired. And Became a "Marketing Consultant" in less Than A Year.
EMERGENCY #1-100 Acre Campus. Nobody Answered Their Phone at 1am. So Security calls The Housing Dept.-- ME. We Fix The University Presidents Heat. Replaced the Thermocouple on the Furnace. (Safety Gizmo that opens and closes the Gas Valve.)
TROUBLE -- Made My Bosses Look Bad to The College President.
EMERGENCY #2 -- Main Campus Again. Nobody Answered Security Calls. They call Housing Dept -- ME. We End Up Fixing a Roof Leak over a Live Televised BasketBall Game. Appeared on Camera with a Mop. Mopping the Gym Floor.
Bad Trouble.
THANK YOU NOTE TROUBLE -- After A Long Summer Fixing up a New Hi-Rise Building for Students to Live in. We Wrote a Thank You Note to The University President. Listing all of the People who did The Work. Janitors, Carpet Cleaners, Maintenance -- on and on.
THE PRES -- Published my Darn Letter in The Student Newspaper.
EMERGENCY #3 -- College Pres Gave a Speech. The University Lost 2 State and 1 Federal Grant. Over 2 Million Bucks. "IF anyone Has Any Ideas Please, Please, Please Contact Me."
Well. I had an Idea.
Since I had been Going out on Emergency Calls After 5 Pm Almost Every Day -- I had the Campus Memorized. So We Walked Thru Every Building. Counted up the # of Flourescent Lights. Did The Math.
Huge Guaranteed Savings If Motion Detectors Were Installed (Classrooms, Halls, Stairs) The Saving Is 300Grand a Year. (Not counting the Savings from AC in Summer. Heat from Lights Runs the AC bill way up.)
Showed The Proof to Mr President. Told him My Boss Didn't Like me. Asked him to say it was HIS IDEA.
Mr PRES Forced my Boss to do a test. Then Do the Extra Work of Installing Motion Detectors all over Campus.
What is That Ben Franklin Quote? The Only Way to Keep A Secret Btwn 2 People is if One is Dead.
SUDDENLY My Big Boss, Grant, Started Showing up in Elevators With me -- After Lunch.
DRUNK.
My Drunk Boss Grant had One Question... "What Job Would You Like? Where Else Would You Like to Go? Is There A Different Job You'd Enjoy Somewhere Else?
I can Take a Hint.
I am Motivated to get the Heck out of Dodge.
We Attended The First Jay Abraham Protege Bootcamp. Out of 800 In The Room there was a Pocket of Millionaire Small Business owners.
***Kid Dentist Who Dug A Pit Behind His Counter. So he and his Nurses are Nose to Nose with Their SHORTER Patients.
- **#1 Insurance Agent in Africa. What I do Is contact Charities. Show them my MIND READING ACT. Do a Free Show. Then Visit all the Attendees in Their Offices. Do a Magic trick. Sell them Insurance.
- ***Car Wash Owner -- Tripled Car Wash Sales. Dressed up a team of Workers. Go to Fancy Restaurants at Night. Offer to "Perform a Mercedes, BMW, SUV" Car Cleaning While The Patrons Watch Thru The Restaurant Window. (Stick 10 Free Car Wash Tickets Behind the Wipers.)
We Went to The Back of The Room. Asked Questions at The Coffee Machine.
Sat With These Affluent Folks at Lunch.
Swapped My Collection of Stories for Some of Theirs.
Published a "Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association Newsletter" for 500.00. Went Back 15 Times -- Free. Because we sold 1.2 Million of Seminar Seats.
Newsletter Fees Replaced my University Salary.
So We Left Without a Dip in Income.
You Ask, "When Did You Start Meeting Billionaires?"
Well.
***Jay Abraham Attendee Earl Martin Was ALREADY Selling to Billionaires. And Shared some War Stories.
***A Client we Wrote a PostCard that boosted sales by 31% -- Invited us to Attend a Las Vegas Event. Billionaire Paul Meyer Was There.
***A Florida Client took a Job with a Billionaire. Contacted us. He wanted to do an Insurance Wrap on 3 Billion in Gold Dust in a Vegas Warehouse. We Called 426 Million Mentor -- Walter Hailey. He Referred us to his Lloyds of London Agent.
In Return we Got To Interview Amanda's Billionaire Boss for 90 Minutes.
Somewhere in here We Started out "Billionaire Watching Club."
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Retired CIA Agent, Randy, Found us on Ebay. Called and Asked for Help Selling his Free Apple App -- Website (Which was getting more hits than Apple.com) Directly to Steve Jobs.
I Started Doing Research on Steve Jobs.
Discovered His License Plate was 1 of a kind. His shoes, Jeans, Shirts -- Unusual Brand. Jobs Spelled his name in all small letters.
Huge Ego.
So Randy and I decided to Sell Steve His Ego.
The Website "ThankYouSteveJobs.com" Did The Job. (Pun intended)
Fields of Flowers with Talking Butterflies -- Pulling a Banner. "Thank You For Creating The Apply Computer Steve."
We Went Thru The Entire List of Apple Products. Did Not Repeat the Same Message. The Same Insect. The Same Insect Voice. TWICE.
Meanwhile Randy did His Own Research.
Randy Found Some of Steve's Current AND former Employees. Old Girlfriends. All kinds of people Randy Uncovered.
This Came In Handy!
Randy Called Steve Jobs Gal Friday, Jessica. Sent Her Our "ThankYou SteveJobs.com -- Website.
She Got Excited.
Showed it to Steve.
Jessica Called Randy, "Steve Wants to Talk to You."
RANDY SAID "NO."
(EDITORS NOTE -- Thanks To mentor -- Early Martin -- Who said, "When Trying to sell anything to a Billionaire You cannot Let them Lead. You Must Make The Appointment, Pick The Time, Name The Location. Or they will never Buy anything."
Randy said, "No. Sorry. Gotta go Pick up my son from School." CLICK
Next Day.
Jessica Called Randy In Tears. "Steve Says He's Going to FIRE ME If I can't Get You On The Phone with him. Here is his Home Ph #."
And So Randy and Steve Began To Talk.
Without Telling Steve Jobs -- We'd Call and Quiz His College Girlfriend. "Steve Just Told Us he Did This In College. Were You There? Can You Share?"
***"How Did Steve Raise Coeds Energy so They Gave Him Lunch. Let him Sleep on the Sofa?
***"Was Steve Really Barefoot in College? Wearing a Table Cloth he Cut a Hole in for his Head?"
"You Did WHAT? You Stood Behind Steve Holding the Magic Tricks. So Coeds Wouldn't Run when Steve Went up to them to ask, "Will You Help Me Try Out a New Magic Trick?"
RANDY Phoned me from The CockPit of Steve Jobs Private 747. I Got to Speak To The 7 Million Dollar Auto-Pilot -- Sexy Female Voice.
LATER -- Randy Told Me About The Huge Banquet Room He Ended up in. Before Steve Did a KeyNote Speech -- He Met 1 on 1 with a room Full of Suits. Setting Up Joint Ventures with Their Companies.
Buffet at one End.
100 Guys in Blue Suits.
Randy wore a 3 Foot Wide RED Mardi-Gras Hat. With a Giant Red Crab Perched on top.
The Suits Kept WAY FAR AWAY From Randy. (Which He Enjoyed. And Did on Purpose.)
Sure Enough -- Randy got To meet Steve FIRST.
Randy told me, "Steve Smiled. Said, "Nice Shoes, Jeans and Shirt."
(EDITORS NOTE -- Randy had tracked down and Bought The Same UNIQUE Brand of Clothing and Shoes that Steve Wore.)
After Randy Sold his Website to Steve For 8 Million.
We Started Testing Steve's "Elevator Energy Magic Trick."
Had a Couple Hiccups.
HICCUP -- AUSSIE -- Physical Therapist -- Paul. WE Had to Refund His Retainer Fee When Paul Panicked.
Paul Hired me to Help Him Work with Patients From Home. Not Face to Face. (We Did Figure Out Exactly How to Get Patients to Pay Him over the phone.) But Before We Could Share The "Positive Chi Energy Elevator" -- Paul Went CRAZY.
"My Partners Former Husband is out of Prison. Says he Will KILL ME if I Don't Stay away from his former Wife. I'm Selling The House. Everything. Send Me a Refund Now!" (We Never Spoke Again.)
HICCUP -- Lady With a German Accent Made An Appointment. We Did An Interview mp3 Audio to Help Lucy Sell More of Her Private Label Cosmetics. She was In a Hurry. We Didn't Get Time to Share the "Chi Energy Elevator".
Ouch I -- Discovered Lucy Tapped My Phone. Bought a BlackMarket Device Telephone Repairmen Use.
Ouch II -- Discovered Lucy Had Also Tapped The Line Btwn (Giant National _______ Co) -- Cosmetic Research and Headquarters. Stole Their New Cosmetics Recipe.
Ouch III -- Talked to TOP SECRET Soldier Type who Works For My Phone Company. They Track Down and Lock Up People Like Lucy. He Told me They Took Away all of Lucy's Illegal Phone Tapping Equpment. (No Problems Since.)
ALL OF THESE FOLKS WE TAUGHT How to Use Steve Jobs "Chi Energy Elevator."
#1 -- Karl -- Was Making 70K Delivering Newspapers. 2 Yrs Later 500K -- Married and Living By a Lake.
#2 -- Amanda Became #1 In Bank Securtiy Sales. (She got Retirees Excited By Promoting a Menu of Free Dinner Items. Not a List of Investments.)
#3 -- Edgar -- Living in A Basement. Made 24K in 8 Hours. (We Customized The Most Profitable Idea We Ever Discovered Interviewing 100's of Self made Millionaires.)
#4 -- College Magician -- 0 to 94K for Xmas. Gave Daniel a Question That Makes The Girl in Charge of ***The Xmas Pot of munny Party Budget*** SCREAM. Excited. As She Calls Her Boss.
#5 -- Selma Is Now #1 in Home Security Alarm Sales. She Called Crying, "My Sales Manager Is Jealous. He Won't give me any More Leads." Taught her to Get Warm Referral Leads as Part of Each Sale. (Even if they do not buy Selma Gets Referrals.)
#6 --Linda #1 in aluminum Siding Sales. Company went Bankrupt. Nobody Asked Linda -- "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
#7 -- David -- #1 in Solar Panel Home Sales. (Used His Moolah and Went to South China Sea. To an Island. To Meditate in a Grass Hut for 2 Months. So Much Moolah he has a Girl Friend in France And a 2nd Gal in California.)
#8 -- Ed #1 In Sales of a 6400.00 Home Water Treatment System. (After a Phone (Elevator Energy) Chat. Ed now owns 50% of The Company.)
#9 -- Jasper -- Called Him at 10Pm. He was up on top of Scaffolding Putting Up Sheet Rock at a job he hated. (Created a Before/After Photo Sales Page. Hole in Home Wall. Hole Patched. (Instantly Exciting Any Home Owner with a Hole Left By Plumber or Electrician) Got 7-11 Cashier to Hand Them out to Drivers.) QUIT his Job in a Week.
#10 -- Dan -- Physical Therapist. Just Moved To Florida. Tripled his Business By Lurking in Pro Shop and Outside Golf Course. (Has an Instant Pain Relief Tactic He Uses on Anybody He Spots Limping.) (We Told Him How to Get Inside Country Clubs without Paying.)
#11 -- Loan Broker -- JoAnn Was Jumping With Excitement. Phone Ringing and Ringing. Pacing Her Office with Phone in her Hand. 1.00 Bill Letter to Every Realtor in Town. 112% called. (Even Those who Didn't get a Letter.) Had Drawers full of Deals the Bank Wouldn't Touch. 700% Increase in Sales.
#12 -- Dave -- Got Fired from 100K Job. Took Sales Job with Home Insulation Company. 120 Degrees in Texas. Failing. Got Referred to us. Adapted MAP TECHNIQUE. In 30 days Dave Passed #1 Salesman. 60 Days Dave Outsold the top 3 Sales people Combined.
#13 -- Brad -- My Wife Is Driving me Crazy. Fired from Teaching Job. No Calls from The 3 Schools where She is Registered as a Substitute Teacher. (We Lit a Fire In Principals Office.) Thank You Note -- Lotto Tickets -- Got her Sub Jobs Every Single Day.
#14 -- Biff -- Living Trust Attorney -- 84% of his Retired Seminar Attendees Never Showed up for an Appointment. 4 Sided Biz Card. Created So Much Excitement. 42% More Showed up. AND their Retired Neighbors Came too.
Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association
Rentamentor@gmail.com
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