How to Tell If Your Boss Wears His Wifes PINK PANTIES

Merry Christmas,

Just got off the phone with a long time client and friend.

He told me about his Former -- Some-time Employer -- RAY.

Ray is a Disorganized Nut.

Ray calls Henry at 5:30 am, "I'm desperate. Need Your help. I have 18 lawn mowing gigs and no help."

Henry shows up.

Ray is not ready. Has to put gas in the mower. Load the tools. Henry is not happy because he only gets paid for WORK.

Finally get to the 1st job. Ray starts mowing the lawn. Henry gets out the weedwacker. BUSTED.

Henry unloads the push mower. BUSTED.

Henry gets out the Leaf Blower -- BUSTED.

Ends up raking the excess Grass into Piles.

RAY DOES NOT PAY HIM!

On the way home RAY stops off at a WATERING HOLE for a few Drinks. Talks and talks.

Reveals that he and his wife have SWAPPED Underwear.

Wife is wearing his Tighty Whities.

And Ray is Wearing his Wifes PINK PANTIES.

END of story.

RAY no longer does work for Ray.

But says he is getting Free Drinks in Bars by Telling the PINK PANTIES STORY.

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I Promised to Share how YOU can Tell if your Boss is Not WIRED Traditionally when it comes to Sex.

How to Tell if He or She Might be a Bit Bent in the S E X Dept.

I think the Technical Term is ABBERRANT BEHAVIOR.

We did a Project for a Client who was Building a SEX STORY Website. Packed full of "How-to-Advice" for men.

MY JOB?

Skim thru and make Suggestions for Improvement.

SHEESH.

Pretty bad.

But I Learned ONE NEW THING.

Turns out that the Signatures of People who Think WAY OUTSIDE the Box about SEX are also WAY DIFFERENT.

And You Can Check this out yourself.

(EDITORS NOTE -- It's been a few years since I checked on this so I forget the porn stars name. But her Signature Was WEIRD.)

Turns out These OUT_SIDE-THE-BOX SEX Thinkers Often Underline their Signature with Squiggles and loops. Underneath. Up the side and maybe over the top.

Up to You.

Which X-Rated "Star" whose signature you Look at.

But I've met a couple women who sign their names JUST this way. And if they Mostly had Weird Body Art. Odd Tattoos. In strange places.

I took their word for it.

One memorable College Coed I was Practicing INSTANT HANDWRITING on had painted her finger and toe nails different colors.

Different colors on EACH NAIL!

She told me, "I am testing out what combo of colors I like best."

When I was Analyzing her Handwriting for her I CHOKED. She had the ABBERANT Signature -- for sure.

I thought fast and said, "I see by the way you sign your name that you like to Try NEW things in all areas of your life."

She smiled and said, "That's very True."

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn