Iron-Feather-Bomb
How To Knock Women Down
From 20 Feet Away...(Part #1)

Howdy,

Wally, The Special Forces Retired Soldier, First Discovered is was Possible to Knock Women AND men Down from across a Restaurant.

No Talking.

No Waving.

No Jumping up and Down.

No Gunfire.

A Bit Malicious I Always Thought.

Wally told me what he Does.

IF a Waiter or Waitress MISTREATS Wally. Or Ignores him. Or Does Something Wally Does not Like.

Wally Waits.

He waits until the waitress is carrying a pile of Plates. Or a Tray Full of Dirty Dishes and Silverware.

Then He Combines all the Knives, forks, spoons at his table.

DROPS Them with a Loud Crash.

STARTLING the Waitress SO BADLY -- she Drops The whole Stack of Dishes.

CRASH -

BOOM

SMASH.

Dishes and Glasses and Silverware EVERYWHERE.

I Always Thought This Could Be Fun OUTSIDE of a Restaurant. And done in such a way that NOBODY smashed Any Dishware.

So We Started TESTING Strategies on People.

Test #1 -- We Bounced An Invisible Basketball. Then Tossed it to a Man in a Dairy Queen Store. He Ignored me.

Test #2 -- I Did Some Fancy Dribbling in front of a mom and Young son. When He Grinned I Tossed him the Invisible B-Ball. He JUMPED.

That was Progress!

Test #3 -- We Shared Out B-Ball Tests. And a Client in the UK reported Using an Invisible LASSO to dance with a Total Stranger.

He Spotted a pretty girl at a table near the Club Dance Floor.

Went over.

Waved at her. Then Pretended to Twirl a Lasso.

Then he Threw an INVISIBLE LOOP around Her!

Pulled Back on the Rope. Pretended to Skid towards Her.

Then He Leaned Back and Pulled Harder.

SHE Got Up and Came over to him Grinning.

Dunstan Reported Getting Hugged.

Kissed.

And Almost Killed When her brother, a Huge Guy in the Band, Came over and Chased him off.

But Great fun. Will Try it again.

Test #4 -- I Tried Invisible BOWLING in a Grocery Store.

Failure.

But then I Tried it on ONE LADY. The only one, besides me, in the Food Aisle. And When I rolled my Bowling ball at her.

SHE JUMPED Off To The Side!

Success.

KNOCK DOWN SUCCESS #5 -- Then We Started Combining things.

A Wave.

A Thumbs up.

A Double Thumbs Up.

Pointing at Shoes or Hair or a Tattoo.

I Did This with a Young Guy at a Grocery Store.

He Stumbled and FELL DOWN!

He was Pulling a Big Load of Boxes on one of those Hydraulic Carts. So obviously a store Employee.

After He Fell -- He straightened his Face Mask.

Then He Jumped Off The Ground. Ran over over to me. Then Asked, "Do You Need Some Help?"

And I had to Invent something I was looking for.

That was my 1st Clear Success at knocking someone down.

Without a single word.

Thanks,

Glenn