Why Kate Beckinsale Rubbing Her Butt In The Faces of Co-Stars (Inside a Horse Costume) Might Have Helped The "UnderWorld Vampire Movies" Gross 600 Million Bucks

Dear Friend,

Kate Beckinsale said on a UK Talk Show, "I Like To Run Up and Down The Halls of My Hotel In My 2 Person Horse Suit -- When I Get Stressed. Cheers me up every time."

Kate Also -Very Emphatically- Announced her "Horse Suit Rules".

Rule #1 is the back of the Horse has to stay level. So anyone taller than Her Five Foot Seven Inches has to Get In The Rear of The Horse Suit.

Matt Lablanc -- Mr 80 Million -- Who Played "Joey" on The "Friends" Tv Show. Was a Guest on the same Talk show as Kate.

Matt QUICKLY Volunteered to Join Kate inside her Horse Costume.

Kate's net worth is 25 Million.

I Got to thinking, "Why Would Matt Lablanc Volunteer for Horse Suit Shenanigans -- In The Dark -- Sweating with Kate?

WAIT -- WAIT.

Remember Kates "Horse Rules?"

Matt is 5 foot 10inches -- Kate 5 ft 7 inches. So Matt is in the Back of The Horse.

Ok.

Use my Imagination.

I am Inside the Horse Custume. Kate is up front. She Can See. I Cannot. It's Dark. And Hot inside the suit.

Kate is yelling Directions as we Run Down The Carpeted Hotel Hallway.

"Get Ready to go left. OK. LEFT!

"People Leaving their Room. Let's Turn around. Turn 90 Degrees. Follow me."

"Oooops. Slippery Tile ahead. Hold on Tight."

"Ok. Watch out for the Stair door. Hold onto me. And Grab The Stair Railing with Your Other hand. Down The Stairs we go."

Soooo.

Some OBVIOUS QUESTIONS Pop Up.

What is Matt Holding onto?

Where is Matt's Head?

Where is Kates Blue Jean Covered Rear End?

IN CLOSE PROXIMITY to Each Other -- That's Where!

Matt's Head and Face are up against Kates Butt.

And Matt is holding onto Kates Legs, or her Belt at her Waist or Has his Hand in her Jeans Pocket.

Do You Agree?

Or Do You See,

Things Differently?

My Take is This -- No Wonder Mr 80 Million Is Inside The Horse Suit with Ms 25 Million.

Well.

Can You Fault my Logic?

Do you think I am WRONG?

IF NOT.

Let's take this a bit Further.

I looked up some of the men Actors in the "UnderWorld" Movies. They are all 6 foot tall or more.

A QUESTION:

Do you Think these Red-Blooded MEN Turned Down an Invite to Join Kate INSIDE HER HORSE OUTFIT for a Canter around her hotel? While Fondling her Buttocks?

HECK NO.

(EDITORS NOTE -- Besides Making You Look Very Differently at the Various MALE ACTORS who are Kissing, Hugging and Attacking Kate in The "UnderWorld" Movies -- what ELSE Might be going on here?)

Kate and Her Husband (Now Divorced) Owned the Rights to the "UnderWorld" Movie Franchise.

Might she have wanted to DEEPEN Rapport and Trust with Her Fellow Actors? So as to Improve Their Comfort Levels. And Thus Ensure a Better Movie?

You Say, "That is Silly, Glenn."

Maybe.

Possibly.

But Check This Out.

WHAT DO TOP MOVIE DIRECTORS DO BEFORE EACH MOVIE?

The Best Movie Directors Start "Directing" BEFORE the Movie. They want to Get Their Cast More COMFY with Each other.

A -- Many Directors Conduct "Table Reads" where the Cast sit around a big Table. Read thru the Script. Each person "Acting" out their own Part.

This allows for Script Changes.

And Often Actors are Replaced! When They don't do what the Director Wants.

B -- Gary Marshall -- Genius Writer/Director of "Happy Days" and Laverne & Shirley" which he oversaw SIMULTANOUSLY.

Went to Great Lengths to Put each of his Leading Character Actors and Actresses BEHIND the Camera. Yes They Learned how to Shoot Scenes. And a few became TV Directors after they quit acting.

But They Also Couldn't Help SEEING Thru The Eyes of The Other Actors in their Scenes!

Empathy.

Rapport.

Trust.

C -- Quentin Tarentino -- Famously -- Creates Trust Between His Actors VERY Differently.

Because of his Years Working In a Video Rental Store -- Quentin Has Memorized scenes from 100's of movies.

No Joke. HUNDREDS of Movies from all over the world.

So His Scripts "Borrow" and "Combine" multiple Situations from 25 or 30 Movies.

You Guessed it.

Samual Jackson says he comes Early to the Set. Because Quentin has All of his Actors Watch all 25 Movies -- He "AHEM" -- Stole From.

And then They Discuss How the Previous Actors Did The Scene. The Changes TARENTINO Made to "Modernize" the action.

And How Each Actor or Actress Intends to Put Their own Individual "Acting Stamp" on their Roles.

AMAZINGLY --

Quentin Tarentino is Not Satisfied with this Level of EMOTIONAL TRUST between His Actors.

Quentin Says it like this...

"I want my Movies to Be The Best. So Viewers Are Shocked when They leave The Theater. Can't Forget my Movie. Talk To others and Think about what they saw and heard.

"So

"I

"Add An INVISBLE STEP to my Writing Process.

"Everything I Write Turns the White Spaces Between Words into EMOTIONAL COMMUNICATION.

Okey Dokey.

Let's Repeat that.

Sounds Impossible, correct?

"Every Movie Script I Write Turns the White Spaces Between Words into EMOTIONAL COMMUNICATION.

AND

After reading books about Tarentino. And Going thru some of his Scripts for Blockbuster movies. And watching dozens and dozens of interviews. Talk shows. Panels where Tarentino is a guest.

We Figured out Tarentino's "EXTRA WRITING STEP."

How He "Turns the White Spaces Between Words into EMOTIONAL COMMUNICATION."

Before You Start Cussing.

Foaming at the mouth.

We Have Proof.

You Are LOOKING at the Proof.

We Wrote a "Before" (Without Quentins Magic Method) and "After" (Using Quentins Magic Writing Method) Version of the Above Article.

You Can Compare the Two.

Here is the Link to the BEFORE Article.
Kate Beckinsale Runs Thru Hotel Hallways in a Horse Costume When She Feels UnHappy.
Dear Friend,

Kate Beckinsale Horse Costume Article

Thanks,

Glenn Osborn

Author of "Greased Pig Speed Writing: How to Write Effortlessly with Your UNconscious Mind."